Goat

Oh no! I've just found out that my Chinese sign is not "Monkey" as I always thought, and was proud of, but it's "Sheep/Goat!" That's a really crappy starsign I think, although it's known to be the most feminine one (that means again: sensitive, weak, lack of self-confidence). So, on the flipside, I am lucky to be a woman-sheep, that makes sense... Actually it explains my whole character. Thank you stars!
Fortunately, there's no zodiac sign for "Bug." Like: "Hello, my name is Andy. I'm a bug!"